Welcome to my blog
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
I’m the type of person who would call someone from the opposite side of the house into my room just to ask them to pick up something that’s barley 2 feet away from me
i think im in like like with you
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people